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July 30th, 2011

Hello world!

Its been a while since I last wrote on my blog(almost forgot I had it!)

Well so much and so little have happened since I last posted here. Basically, I’ve published 3 new books, 2 of which were alphabet and numbers books for kindergarden kids, while the 3rd is the first in my series of pocket books with the cover title “Paths to wisdom”.  All the books are doing fine and have been well recieved. Currently working on the next books in the Paths to wisdom series as well as Volume 2 of my Nigerian folktales books. 

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The first in the pocket book series titled “The city that disappeared”

 

 

 

 

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the second in progress titled “Lazy Lenka”

 

 

 

 

 

basmecover2 and there are more in the works!

Anyhoo, for the next 4 weeks, I’ll be doing a little bit of travelling, from Buzau, Aiud to Sibiu! Its more of a working vacation (except for Sibiu, which would hopefully be a chilled time).

Been in Bucharest too long, need to breathe a ‘different air’ so to say.

Will keep y’all posted! Cheers!

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My Rant for the year!

October 17th, 2010

Hi my dear Readers, I know its been a while since I’ve let loose one of my rants, but this year has been especially tasking for me so far and I just couldn’t find the time till now, but here it is. Enjoy! Oh By the way…this is gonna be a long one!

Early this year, I stumbled on a new tv show called ‘Spartacus: Blood& sand’. At first i didn’t think much about it but i watched it anyways, after the first episode i only thought to myself ‘…hmm…porn has finally gone mainstream! (yay!)’ But as the series progressed I realized the makers of the show were only trying to capture the authenticity of the era in which the story was being told, infact they say so themselves at the begining of each episode! Watching that show, I couldn’t help but wonder… what kind of people were these Romans? I mean going to an arena to watch men get slaughtered for sport… crying “”kill! kill! kill!” and cheering while a guy was beheaded by another gladiator. It was just.. monstrous to me I said to myself I could never do such a thing and derive pleasure in that, those people were just sick. Boy was I wrong!!! As the series progressed and I got into the characters and felt the pain and torments of ‘Spartacus & Crixus”, saw the true face of their master etc… i was fuming with rage( and i’m just a viewer). Anyhow the series continued and then culminated in the best final episode of any series I have ever seen in my life! That episode was so aptly titled ”kill them all” and I found myself in my room going  YAY!!! there would be scenes like ”please Spartacus spare me..” and I’d be like ..”BLIND THE Bi&*%&$#&!!” and as though the character could here me, he would do exactly what i wanted and i’d scream in intense euphoria..YAY!!!! I spent that hour going, ”CUT HIS HEAD OFF , STAB THE FOOL!! ETC..” I swear i’d never been so thoroughly satisfied by a series ending like that in my life! The next day, I thought about whe epic finale i had just witnessed and then it hit me…. I had turned into one of those monstrous spectators of gladiator battles!! Those whom I had judged and found guilty of being blood thirsty mutants, I was one of them for an hour….. How the hell did that happen? I dont know how I turned into an irate blood thirsty spectator like the ones I had initially criticized, but at the end of it all, I was reminded as to why its never a good idea to judge another person until you have found yourself in that person’s shoes(or situation), for  deep down, we are all the same!

Having re-learnt my lesson on the ”judge not and ye shall not be judged” , I began looking at people and situations around me throughout the year in a different light and believe me the view is different and much better…try yourself you’ll be humbled!

The rest of the year has been a roller coaster ride for me, the ups and downs have been so evenly balanced that I’m often pissed, disappointed and fraustrated….but can’t seem to find any justification to complain and bitch about….anything! Its mental torture! Its like the universe just decided to Mind f$#k me all year! I hope it enjoyed itself!!

Fast forward to recent time and I’m finally begining to breathe a little easier. A couple of weeks back my country turned 50 and it was a event for all Nigerians, despite our many grieviances 50years aint no joke! In Bucharest, the Nigerian embassy here hosted a reception and i was asked by the embassy to display my art at the venue.img_0573img_0584

The even was held at the- diplomatic club in bucharest and it was a very evening, lots of food and drinks and just a great athmosphere. i also displayed some copies of my book at the venue and was surprised to realise that many Nigerians here hadn’t even seen it..strange! the even had many diplomats in attendance as well as non diplomats, regular peeps and everyone I believed had a great time.img_0574

the evening ended with the nigerian ambassador getting down to some traditional Nigerian ‘highlife music’ with us in typical Nigerian fashion. It was just cool! img_0577img_0578

 

 

 

 

 

 

The party didnt stop there. The preceeding saturday saw us party at club Onyx in Bucharestimg_0535img_0544, it was great fun. It was the first time I had allowed myself to unwind in a very long time. that was when I realized that one of may main problems was that for some reason i had stopped going out and socializing so I did not have an outlet for my stress and worries! Well no more! the following weeke saw me at an even organized by an indian friend of mine at a place called Agra Palace. It was equally wonderful! the food was great the indian music in the back ground took me back to my childhood yearsimg_0555 img_05561. I learnt that there is a community or group here with many romanians who are in with the indian culture, the groups is called ”Namaste India”  pretty cool, i also witnessed that indian ‘tattoo painting thing” img_0564img_0565. Trust me its always a great thing to experience a different culture first hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The food was great and at the end of the day, I got to meet the chef responsible for it. it was a very nice evening!img_0570img_0569

 

 

 

 

 

 

At the end of the day, I was so full I just went straight home and straight to sleep!

The following week was one that brought me a sense of great personal pride..I GOT FEATURED ON CNN!!!! I’m not gonna talk about it anymore since I’ve been bragging about it forever, if you haven’t seen it, just go to www.cnn.com , type in my name on the search bar and view! I ended last week by partying again to celebrate at club Malibu in Bucharest! that was also fun! I went there with my Romanian Bro Dragos and he was repping Naija too!img_0587img_0593

 

 

 

 

 

 

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So there you have it, been partying quite a bit trying to ease off tension and gradually putting myself back out there, something which , believe me, is long overdue!

I’ve also started going to the cinema again, I just love the big screen experience especially in 3D, just saw ‘the legend of the guardians. owls of ga hoole’, I really recommend it, its just… beautiful fun!

Whatelse..? yeah! Started a school to school promotion of my book and the reception has been overwhelming! Its such a great joy to know the kids really enjoy my book of Nigerian folktales. this week I start with another school where I’ll visit to introduce them to the book. Thats that!

I started this post with how I felt like a hypocrit for condemning the people of ancient Rome for their blood lust in the gladiator arena, well I’ll like to end with this, last week i talked to my students about the importance of forgiveness and how it does as much, if not more, for the ‘forgiver’  as it does the ‘forgiven’. After my talk I thought about what I said to the kids and wondered if I did practice what I preached. I didn’t up till then! So, i went back and saw all the people I had some beef with and made up with as many as I could. Including my ex-girl friend! I feel so great now! So….free! It was just like i had taught the kids…I freed myself! There are, however, some people that I just wont bother with as I have no grudge with them because, in my own sense of reality, they no longer exist!

Well I’m gonna stop here for now! Have a great week, make your own life a little easier for you, get rid of excess baggage, judge no one and try more to practice the things you preach!

Till next time!

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Hitting the ‘Reset’ button!

September 16th, 2010

Hello all,

Its been a while since my last post and honestly I actually have no words to describe the circus that has been my life for the past couple of months. So I wont even try!

Summer is finally over and done with and I for one am grateful. I’ve had cause to undertake a deep review of my world and where its heading but, after all that reflection and meditation time, I’m still as clueless as I was before I even started. Now, some of you out there may be saying to yourselves ‘what the f*&^k is his problem? He is a gifted artist, a sort of celebrity within certain circles, a published author and all, whats so bad about his world?’, and in a sense you would be right but its a known fact that there are always two sides to a coin, and with life, there are multiple sides. Now I truly understand all those Hollywood celebs who seem to have it all but are ‘empty/depressed inside all the time’.

Life is a constant event, and we just have to live it, but sometimes, due to our actions/in actions, choices both good and bad, or just pure luck(or lack of it), we often find ourselves ‘lost without a map’. Somehow, I have gotten myself to this point. I dont like it but it is what it is. I’ve looked at every thing around me, and looked at my life from the ‘outside’ trying to figure out what moves I had made to get everything I’d carefully tried to do end up looking like a pig’s breakfast. I thought hard, then it hit me.

Many of the decisions I had made in recent times were mostly ‘damage control’ for some bad moves I had made inititially at one point or another. While meditating on this, I also remembered a saying credited to a famous artist (I think it was da vinci, not sure) in which the artist said that  in making a portrait painting, one should spend a lot of time in the initial drawing, for that is key, because, once your drawing and proportions are off, no matter what you try, the end painting will be off as well.

In the end no one is immuned from the occassional screw up, but we all have a choice either correct that minor screw up while its still minor or compound it by more screw ups in a fruitless attempt to cover the first small one to the point where what started as a minor thing grows to a point where it becomes a problem so large it would confuse angels!

For me I’m tired of doing damage control, its sucking me dry of positive energy and creativity and actually making me physically sick! Trust me, I’ve been battling some serious insomnia for the past 2 weeks! Its just not funny anymore!

So to anyone out there who can mildly relate to what I’m saying, here is my advice to you all. Its normal to screw up but make sure you fix that particular screw as soon as possible(if not immediately) your life will thank you for it. To the rest who have somehow woken up to look around their life and have a ‘WTF’ reaction to your world around you, I strongly suggest you stand back, take a deep breadth and do what I’ve just done. HIT THE GOD DAMNED ‘RESET’ BUTTON ! Wipe your slate clean and start over however way you can!

Till next time,

Cheers!

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Life & Lemons!

July 1st, 2010

We’ve all heard the saying before, ‘when life gives you lemons you make a lemonade’ (or something like that), as optmistic and rather practical this statement is, it never ceases to amaze me how much many people around me just fail to see the logic behind this simple statement.

Now its no news that this is a tough period for most people, financially speaking, yet while I’m sick and tired of hearing evryone use the ‘crisis’ as an excuse to whine, it gladdens my heart when I see people who, inspite of the difficult times, continue to soldier on and make head way in their various endeavours, kudos!

Personally, I’ve been swimming through some rather rough seas lately and though sometimes it all gets too much and brings me down, I force myself to get back on my feet and keep moving, trying to bring out whatever beauty I can out of the chaos that is my world lately. For a long time I have been incapable of painting, it felt as if something had clogged up the fountain of my creativity. I was at a loss, didn’t know what to do, then suddenly i decided to do something many of us have forgetten we could do at a time of confusion and tension. I sat back and just…did nothing! Sounds ridiculously simple doesn’t it? Trust me, it works, after a while I got the inspiration to make my fist abstract-like painting. I attacked my canvas with my pallete knife, played around with my brush, there were no rules to follow, no demands on form, nothing,flwr I was just free to do whatever the heck I felt like and surprise! surprise! I created a piece of art that I really liked and at the same time, unclogged my creative fountain. I titled that painting “touches of yellow” and you can see it here or on my website. For some reason, I haven’t been able to upload pictures to my blog for a while but I think its fixed now.

Thats it for this post, my message to you my dear reader, is wherever you are, whenever things just seem to spin out of your control, let it go for a while! Just stand back and breathe, trust me things will become clearer once you step back and take a good look at the situation, preferably from a different angle.

As for me, whenever life throws me lemons, I do not settle for lemonade. In truth, as we walk through life, it throws more than just lemons at us. We get ‘sugar/sweetners’(in the form of the little things that make us happy, the kindness of strangers etc..), ‘Rum/alcohol‘(the crazy, often negative, things we experience such as, back-stabbing friends, deceptions from people we’ve trusted, insane job tasks and deadlines, bills etc..), ‘herbs & spices‘(the things we do and experience to keep our lives exciting such as romance, adventures, travels, hobbies etc…). A lot of people choose to leave out many of these other things life throws at us and focus only on the lemons and the sweetners mainly, but not me. I welcome everything life throws at me, good, bad and ridiculous. People often ask me, ‘Kingsley, how do you manage? Many others would never have been able to go through what you have alone and still remain standing, you must be a very special person!’ Me special? Maybe, but then again we all are special. What’s my secret? Here it is……. there is NO SECRET! Whenever life throws me lemons, rather than settle for lemonade like most normal optimists, I keep the lemons, keep walking, gathering as much spice, alcohol and sweetners as I can accomodate so that when I “take a break”, rather than squeezing out lemonades I put all I have gathered together and make myself one hell of a MOJITO!!

Well till next time, thank you all who sent me birthday wishes on my birthday, I trully appreciated it. Much luv!

Cheers!

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The story so far…

May 29th, 2010

Ok, lets get started then,

Not much happened in the first half of April, so I’m not gonna bore you all with it so I’ll just skip right up to my trip back home. The days leading to my visit home were quite stressful i must admit, especially since i hadn’t been home in over 5yrs, I wasn’t sure what to expect. I got my flight booked and gathered what i could fit into my bag. On the morning of my flight, my then girlfriend came over and drove me to the airport and as I checked myself in, i thought to myself ‘ok kings, this is it, you are going to see your folks and when you return to Bucharest at least you’ll have someone waiting for you’ Boy was I wrong!!!

My flight to Nigeria was relatively uneventful, besides the ’special treatment’ at Amsterdam airport where they have a special way of boarding flights heading to Nigeria. Let me explain. In all flights, the boarding time on the monitors were exact 17.00hrs, 15.30hrs, 12.45hrs etc.. but for the flight to Nigeria, it said ‘Boarding around: 14.00…tentatively!” Lol! ok maybe it didn’t use those exact words but it wasn’t an exact time and we ended up boarding almost an hour late mainly because many Nigerian travelers were trying to pass 4 traveling bags each as hand laugage!! I swear I don’t know what they were thinking! Apart from this, the screening was intense and i was even shocked when the pilots and flight attendants were made to strip their footwears and  thoroughly searched too, I’d never witnessed anything like that before!

Now, I love flying KLM, i just do and the flight attendants kept passing by with their trolleys every few minutes and trust us Nigerians, we made sure we got our money’s worth I think they stocked up more of those little wine bottles on that flight just for Nigerians, I cant remember how many of those I had but all I know is by the time we got to Lagos, I was wasted!

We arrived in Lagos in the evening and from the minute i stepped off the plane, the heat slapped me clean across the face! Everyone was stripping I had forgotten what the heat felt like. I got home and sure enough there was no electricity, I walked into our apartment and said “HI MUM I’M HOME!!!” It was great to see my family again.aaa7aaa1 The next day I looked around the neighbourhood I grew up and little had changed, but all the kids had grown up, I barely recognized them and when I went out for a walk everyone who saw me almost went nutts, “heyy chibuuu.. welcome o!” I feel i should mention here that back home, no one calls me Kingsley, in my area, I’m known only by my native name which is Chibuzor! Now my hood is in a part of Lagos called Ebute-Metta and my peeps from that hood were ready to tax me to death lol! Anyhow, Its all love!

After a few days in Lagos, chilling at home, sweating like a christmas goat and downing an alarming amount of water at an equally alarming rate,I got to see my nephew and my sister in-law at my brother’s place unfortunately i forgot my camera when i went to visit so i didn’t get pictures. A couple of days later,bbb2  I took a rather unusually long bus ride to Abuja, Nigeria’s capital city, to see my older Bro and get the new west African passport which was my main reason for coming home. Now i can’t begin to tell you guys how much things have changed both in Lagos and Abuja, but i was seriously impressed.ccc8 Abuja is such a beautiful place, I just couldn’t stop taking pictures.

Anyways, while in Abuja i got to see my older bro again and stayed with him a few days, then I stayed a week in a very nice Inn called Rommy’s guest inn.bbb8 If any of you out there is planning a trip to Abuja, I highly recommend it. Its own by a very respected friend (more like a god father to many) and I had a very enjoyable stay there. Now there is no way for me to describe Abuja so I wont even try. In total I spent 2 weeks in Nigeria, during which i made up for 5yrs with out solid Nigerian food, I was guzzling down all sorts from ‘eba to ‘amala’ to Bush-meat to suya plantain…etc… most of you out there will have no idea what I’m talking about and again ddd4there is no way to describe it but to me they were like manna from heaven! My tongue was on fire with each meal, the spice, it burnt, my eyes were red with tears, my nose ran my senses went insane… GOD I LOVED IT!!!!

My trip home was flawless except for one part, yep I split with my girl friend and this was how it happened. There i was in Nigeria, communicating with her via sms and all seemed well, then one day i finally get on a computer(my bro’s)with internet connection that actually works. I get on yahoo messenger she was online and as usual i was thrilled to chat with her, then another friend of mine sent me a link to an article published in ‘Adevarul’ newspaper, a very famous newspaper here in Romania, about me and my book. The article came out while I was in Nigeria and I was pretty excited about it, I gave her the link and this was what came next…

Her: Hmm interesting article

Me: Thanks!

Her: So… you like Romanian girls but you don’t understand them?

Me: what?? What do you mean?

Her: Those were your own words in the article

I looked through the article and saw that i did say that , then i remembered the journalist had asked me what i thought about Romanian girls(i don’t know why I keep getting asked that question all the time), so I said ‘yeah Romanian girls are nice beautiful and all but I just can’t seem to understand them’

Me: yeah I said that to the journalist

That was the last conversation we had, she went to her facebook and changed her profile to complicated, now I was slightly confused and I asked her if there was a problem, but she did not respond, my internet went off . By the next day her status was ’single’ so I just simply changed mine like-wise and that was the end of that story. You know, there are many reasons for loosing a relationship but to loose one over a comment I gave to the press before I even met her its ridiculous to say the least. Now. tell me, who can blame me for saying I don’t understand Romanian women?? Oh well, such is life! Moving on…!

I finished my biz in Abuja, flew in to Lagos and hung out with a very good friend of mine called Prabu (he is Indian but has spent most of his years in Nigeria).  I have to confess, I had mixed feelings for being home, because in truth even though i loved being home i got that unmistakable feeling that i no longer belonged there. In 5yrs life seemed to have moved on without me in Nigeria, my bros and sis were all grown and doing their thing, my friends are married and are raising their own families and every where I went, I was treated as a foreigner and yet again, in the midst of my family I felt so very alone!

I got the chance to have a long talk with my dad and finally after all these years my old man finally gave me his blessings! Just before I left I made sure I took pictures with each member of my family and I realized that, to the best of my knowledge, the pic with my dad was the first one he and I had ever taken together since I was 8 about 25yrsaaa4 ago.aaa3 I paid a visit to my the creative art dept of my Old University to see some friends and was pleased to see 2 of them had graduated and had even become lecturers in the University.

I left Nigeria and once i returned to Romania, I felt like I was … well…. home! Somehow in these past 5 yrs Romania has become home to me and I’ve accepted it as such. For now my life is here. I returned to Bucharest and immediately started my yearly dance with immigrations to extend my stay like every foreigner here has to, i managed to succeed but was slapped with a fine for being late.

Last weekend , I had the great honor of being invited to be a speaker at the prestigiousimg_0364 TEDx talk held in Cluj - Napoca, you can read more about that in the link below.

http://www.ziuadecj.ro/action/article?ID=43841

Well I think that just about summarizes these past few weeks. Now I’m preparing my paintings for my first and only major exhibition this year in Bucharest to mark Nigeria’s 50th anniversary, will keep you all posted on that.

So until my next post, be cool, stay blessed and keep smiling

cheers!

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Where do I start??

May 25th, 2010

Hello people,  I know its been a while but trust me the amount of things i have had to juggle these past few weeks could have driven most people insane with panic and frustration. Be that as it may, i know you guys are dying to hear it all from my trip back home to Nigeria after being away for 5 years, to my incomprehensible break up with my  then girl friend, my brief return to cluj for the TED x program and finally this week and beyond.

There is no way i can fit all this in just one post, so I’ll break them down into bite-size chunks. But not now, hopefully this weekend will see the first part and i hope to post the other parts every other day till I’ve totally updated  you my dear dear reader.  look out for the first post……

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Quick one!

March 10th, 2010

Hi all,

To my fans out there, sorry i cant write much this time around, been busier than I can ever remember myself ever being. Promoting this new book of mine has driven me to new levels of exhaustion! I actually broke down yesterday, had to take the day off to recover.

The book is doing great and everyone who’s got a copy seems to truly love and enjoy it which fills me with so much pride. last week alone I signed hundreds of autographs, an experience that was almost unreal but then again, personally fulfiling.

Did a radio show too at radio3net on a show called “Întâmplător” with the host Adrian Păduraru,  a famous romanian actor. It was loads of fun and I enjoyed the experience immensely. Last saturday also saw me having my first official book launch / book reading. You can all see a small clip of it  at the ”event” page of my website( www.kaizarts.com ) or on my facebook page.

Well, thats the update, will go rest now, still recovering from my exhaustion / near-nervous break down!

Till next time!

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Two weeks on…

February 27th, 2010

Hi everyone,

Well, its been 2 weeks since my book came out and i’m happy to say its doing quite well and i hope it keeps doing so. last sunday, i was invited to lunch at my friends place. I also got the chance to meet their 6month old cute daughter who is more or less my first romanian niece :)

When they brought the kid, she took one look at me and went like ” GOOD LORD!!!”  The poor child had this expression on her face that was priceless, like she wasnt sure ‘what’ I was heh! heh! heh!cez6 when I carried her, whe kept looking at me like i was gonna eat her up or something.cez8

As time past, she started calming down but every now and then, as if just to be sure, she would steal a quick glance at me. it was the cutest thing ever lol!

Her parents are very good friends of mine here and i kept telling her mum that when this kid is old enough, she is gonna have a hard time explaining to her peers how she managed to have an african uncle! cez1cez3

I am kinda proud that her first book just happens to be mine, even though its gonna take a while before she even has a clue what its about, but she seemed to like the pictures anyways so thats a good thing.

By the end of the day, she had started getting used to me and that made me glad. I also started wondering with my nephew’s reaction would be when he meets his dad’s big brother back home. Can’t wait!cez5

cez71After a really dark, and gloomy period, i’m just grateful that the sun has finally started to shine on me a bit and I look forward to more rewarding days ahead. I’ve started preparing  for my next major exhibition hopefully this summer, and from all indications, it might be the biggest i’ve ever had in Bucharest, but i guess I’ll just have to wait and see.

As another treat, I’m going to leave you all with another story from my book. I hope you’ll all like it.  You can get your copy of this book through me, the price remains 50 ron, simply contact me, and get yours plus a dedication/autograph (if u like, btw, just to be clear, I don’t charge for autographs ;)  )

Till next time!

NEGUTATORUL, FIUL SAU SI MAGARUL LOR

A fost odată ca niciodată un sat foarte îndepărtat, in care trăia un neguțător care calatorea des intre sate pentru a-si desfășura negoțul. Acest neguțător avea un fiu pe care îl lua des in călătoriile sale, si pentru ca deseori mergeau pe jos, calatoria dura mult si îl obosea atât pe neguțător cat si pe fiul acestuia.

                Intr-o zi, neguțătorul trebuia sa plece intr-o alta calatorie si de aceasta data, se hotăra sa cumpere un măgar pentru a-l scuti de oboseala drumului lung. donkey1aNeguțătorul îl lua si pe fiul sau cu el, care era entuziasmat de faptul ca in aceasta calatorie avea si un măgar. După ce se pregătiră de drum, atât tatăl cat si fiul se așezară pe măgar si porniră spre satul învecinat.

                Pe drum se intalnira cu o femeie bătrâna care după ce ii văzu spuse: „Oh Doamne! Ce oameni fara de inima! Nu au pica de mila fata de saracutul, saracutul măgar? Nu isi dau oare seama cat de grei sunt? Unii oameni sunt pur si simplu cruzi cu animalele!” si cu aceasta, dădu din cap dezaprobator si se duse pe drumul ei. Neguțătorul si fiul sau auziră ce spuse bătrâna, si fura cuprinși de remușcări. „Fiule!” spuse neguțătorul, „poate ca ar fi mai bine ca eu sa merg pe jos in timp ce tu vei calări donkey2ape măgar, astfel măgarul nu o sa care in spate atâta greutate iar oamenii nu vor crede ca suntem fara inima!”. Astfel neguțătorul o lua înainte in timp ce fiul sau calarea pe măgar un urma sa.

                Mai târziu, se intalnira cu un batran, care după ce ii văzu spuse: „Pe duhurile strămoșilor mei!! Copii din ziua de azi nu au deloc respect fata de parinti! Ia privește la acest băiat rasfatat, călărind pe măgar in timp ce bietul sau tata merge pe jos. Câta lipsa de respect!” si cu aceasta, dădu din cap dezaprobator si se duse pe drumul lui. Neguțătorul si fiul sau auziră vorbele batranului, care ii umplură din nou de rușine. „Tata!” spuse fiul neguțătorului „cred ca batranul grăiește adevărul, poate ca se cuvine ca eu sa merg si tu sa calaresti pe măgar, astfel lumea nu va considera ca sunt un fiu rău care nu isi respecta părintele”. Fiul cobora de pe măgar, si neguțătorul urca, si astfel isi continuară calatoria, cu fiul înainte si tatăl călărind pe măgar in spatele lui.

                După o vreme, le parau in cale un grup de femei care se întorceau de la râul din apropiere.donkey3a Cum ii vazura, femeile spuseră: „Ce om lipsit de orice sentiment este acesta. Oare cum poate sa călăreasca așa pe măgarul sau ca un rege in timp ce bietul sau fiu trebuie sa meargă tot drumul pe jos, asemenea nepăsare este de necrezut!” si cu aceasta, dădură cu toate din cap dezaprobator si se duseră pe drumul lor. Deja atât neguțătorul cat si fiul sau erau cat se poate de nelămuriți si nu știau ce sa mai facă. „Fiule!” spuse neguțătorul „atunci când am mers amândoi pe măgar, oamenii au spus ca suntem cruzi cu animalul, atunci când ai călărit tu iar eu am mers pe jos, ei credeau ca ești doar un fiu rău si rasfatat, iar când am călărit eu iar tu ai mers pe jos, eu sunt considerat un tata nepăsător. Cred ca lucrul cel mai bun pe care îl avem de făcut este sa îl căram pe măgar in spate, cel puțin in acest fel nu o sa mai supăram pe nimeni, si o sa para ca suntem buni cu animalul.” ceea ce si facura.

                donkey4aPe măsura ce neguțătorul si fiul sau se apropiară de capătul calatoriei, oamenii din sat ii vazura si începură sa rada uimiți de ce vedeau, spunând „Oare ce este in neinregula cu acești oameni? De ce îl cară ei pe măgar? Măgarul ar trebui sa ii care pe ei!! La ce o fi bun un măgar daca nu la asta? Ce ciudățenie!!”. In acest moment atât neguțătorul cat si fiul sau se saturară de tot, si îl puseră pe măgar jos. băiatul sa uita la tatăl sau si întreba: „Tata, se pare ca indiferent ce facem, va exista mereu cineva care va fi nemulțumit de faptele noastre, oare ce ar trebui sa facem acum?”. Neguțătorul se gândi o vreme, după care răspunse, „Ei bine eu unul m-am saturat ca fiecare sa aibă ceva de spus in legătura cu ce facem cu măgarul, astfel ca pe drumul de întoarcere vom calări amândoi pe măgar si nu vom mai acorda atenție la ce va spune unul sau altul.”

                Neguțătorul își termina afacerile in satul respectiv,donkey5a si după ce el si fiul sau se pregătiră pentru drumul de întoarcere, se urcară amândoi pe măgar si calarira liniștiți spre casa, pentru ca au inteles intr-un final faptul ca indiferent ce face sau cat de mult se străduiește un om, nu va reuși niciodată sa satisfacă pe toata lumea.

 

SFARSIT – Tradus de Enache Lucian.

(c) Nigerian folktales and other stories / Basme populare Nigeriene si alte povesti.  - 2010

 

THE TRADER, HIS SON AND THEIR DONKEY

 Once upon a time, in a village far a way, there lived trader who often traveled from one village to another to buy materials to trade with. This trader had a son who he would often take with him on some of his journeys and since they would often go on foot, the journeys took a long time and were quite exhausting for both the trader and his son. 

One day, the trader had another journey to make and this time, he decided to buy a donkey donkey1a1to help make the journey less tiring and much quicker. The trader decided to take his son, who was excited they now had a donkey, with him on this trip. As they set out on their journey, both father and son sat on the donkey and proceeded on their journey to the next town.
 
 Along they way, they came across an elderly woman who saw them and said “Oh my! Such heartless people! Don’t they have any sympathy for that poor, poor donkey? Don’t they know how heavy they are? Some people are just cruel to animals!” With that, she hissed and walked off. The trader and his son over heard the old lady which made them feel guilty. “My son!” said the trader, “maybe I should walk, while you ride the donkey, that way, the donkey won’t carry so much weight and people would not think we are mean people!” So the trader got off the donkey and led it on while his son rode on the donkey following him.

 donkey2a2A while later, they came across an elderly man, who saw them both and said, “By the spirits of my ancestors!! Children of these days have absolutely no respect for their parents! Look at this spoilt boy, riding on the donkey while his poor father is walking on foot. Such a disrespectful sight!” and with that, he hissed at them and walked away. The trader and his son over heard the old man which made them feel guilty again. “Father!” said the trader’s son, “I think that old man is right, maybe I should walk and you ride the donkey, this way people will not think I’m a bad son who does not respect his father.” So the son got off the donkey, while the trader got on the donkey and they continued their journey with the son leading the donkey while the father rode behind on the donkey.

 A while later they came across a group of women returning from a river close by. donkey3a1The women saw them approaching and they said “What kind of inconsiderate man is this? How can he be riding his donkey like a king while his poor son has to walk all the way, such heartlessness is unbelievable!” With that, they all hissed and walked away. By now, the trader and his son were quite confused and didn’t know what to do. “My son!” said the trader, “when we both ride the donkey, people say we are cruel to the animal, when you ride and I walk, they think you are a bad and spoilt son, if I ride and you walk, I am an inconsiderate father. I think the best thing for us to do is to carry the donkey on our heads, at least this way we will not offend anyone and we can appear to be kind to the animal.” And this they did.

 donkey4a2As the trader and his son approached their destination, the people from the town saw them and burst out laughing in disbelief saying “what is wrong with these people? Why are they carrying their donkey? The donkey should be carrying them!! What is a donkey for? So strange!” At this point both the trader and his son had had enough and they put the donkey down. The boy looked at his father and asked “father, it seems like whatever we do, there is always someone who will have a problem with it, what should we do now?” The trader thought for a while and answered, “Well, I for one, am tired of everyone having something to say about what we do with the donkey, so on our way back we will both ride the donkey and pay no attention to what anyone says”.

 The trader completed his business in the town and as he and his son set off on their journey home, donkey5a1they both got on the donkey and rode peacefully home for they had finally realized and understood that no matter what one does or how hard one tries one can never please everyone.

 

 

THE END.

 (c) Nigerian folktales and other stories / Basme populare Nigeriene si alte povesti.  - 2010

 

 

 

 

 

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My book is out! Finally / officially an author!

February 13th, 2010

Well, after a rather long wait, my book has finally arrived. I can’t begin to explain how.. unreal the whole thing feels.  Its really quite amazing the things one can achieve within the time frame of a few months to a year if one just commits one’s self to something. I mean for example by this time last year, my now famous ‘Mask’ painting wasn’t even painted yet, the idea for a book was just a passing thought and i had never illustrated anything tangible my entire life. Fast forward 12months, and not only is the ‘Mask’ painting my main painting its also the cover for my first book ever, my book itself moved from a dreamy fantasy to reality and i moved from never doing an illustration before to illustrating almost every story in my book except a couple plus one where i asked my dear ex 2nd grade student to illustrate for me. Of all the illustrations in my book, the one that little kid did is my personal favourite.

Well, after recieving my copies of the book, i went straight to the Nigerian embassy and present a set to the mission, then i started reaching out to my friends who translated for me(the ones i could find) i had promised that they would be the first to get copies, all autographed of course, and people who trully know me, know that my word is my bond and i always keep my promises.  Always! I also asked each one to do me the honour of autographing my own copy.

Feeling very good with myself, i decided to treat myself to a movie, I went to see avatar in 3D (couldn’t get IMAX which seems to be booked full from now till kingdom come!) it was my first 3D movie ever and all i can say is WOW! I was stunned both by the movie and the 3D film-watching experience. There are no words to describe it if you havent seen a movie in 3D you just have to go see one for yourself  ’cause no one can describe it adequately to you!

At the movies i met a couple of friends and we decided to go have a couple of drinks in town afterwards at a pub called ‘Van gogh’(i think!) somewhere in lipscani. While there i met a rather pleasant person from Netherlands who overheard me telling my friends about my meeting with the royal family and my art. we talked a bit and just before we left he ordered a painting. It was a good evening!

I’m officially an author and illustrator. It feels good!

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The journey so far…

January 30th, 2010

Hello everyone,

We all know that January is usually more or less the longest month of the year especially since a lot of us are often piss broke this month after the xmas and new years celebrations. Well its gone now, and hopefully we’ll all start recovering financially from here on.

This month has been largely uneventful, which is not a bad thing for me right now, but be that as it may it did have a few events that i feel are worth mentioning. The most interesting for me being the day i was invited by my publishers at C.N.I Coresi to witness the birth of my upcoming story book.

It was such an unbelieveable experience for me and I documented some parts of it and posted it on youtube, you can go check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDySlqfWaiI .piata1piata2

Coresi in Bucharest is located at ‘Casa presei libre’ an immense building for the free press. The process of bringing this book to life has taught me one valuable lesson which is, I KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT WHAT IT TAKES TO PUBLISH A BOOK. Seriously, a lot of people think that once you write a book its ‘Abracadabra’ the book is out, printed overnight and you are rich and powerful! Trust me the reality is so so so very different.

covvr1I designed most of this book by myself, and trust me, just getting the cover right for printing almost drove me insane! Not to mention the intricate ‘dance’ involved in getting the page layouts to work, my friend Eugen handled that. And then there was the romanian translations, turns out that all characters had to have the what like to call the ” hat & Tails ” of the romanian alphabets before the texts could be considered worthy of being printed. I discovered that there are so many intricacies involved in making a book that i have considered myself schooled! Just like a lot of you out there, I cant wait to see the finished book too :) .

What else? Yeah! i just finished my first minor exhibition for 2010 at Serendipity tea house and have immediately moved my works to the next minor exhibition at CHIDI AFRICAN CAFE, chidi2so you all can go see my works they and can buy one if the work speaks to you. In the next few months i intend to have a major exhibition featuring new works and I’ll let you all know when and where.

Lastly I just received a letter of thanks from the king and queen for their painting, and i’m feling really good about myself. The letter also came with an xmas card too, all hand signed by the king and queen. Its a treasure!

Well thats it for now, nextime, i’ll probably be announcing the arrival of my book and letting you all know where you can get your copies. the book has about 200pages and it will be selling for 50 ron, (or 60 ron if you want the first set with personalised autographed copies ;) ).

Till then see you guys!

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